Burger With No Burger :
by : Ginette
Rose
My wife ordered burgers for everyone when we were cleaning our home to move one time . when she got home she passed them out to everyone , she got to hers , she opened the wrapper and hmmm nothing 2 buns with ketchup mustard and 3 pickle slices but no meat . The burger had no burger. So instead of tossing the buns to the chickens , she drives back to McDummys and presents the wrapper with the buns and no burger to the pimply faced kid at the register. The kid is paralysed , he can't figure out what to do , can't even figure out to appologize and replace the burger just stands there with the glazed robot look . My wife tells the robot clerk that she expects the burger to be replaced , the kid is panic-stricken , there is no button to push with the picture of a burger with no burger comming back and a burger with a burger going out. So , instead of politely excusing himself to find a higher authority , he stands in place hands firmly glued to the cash register turns his head and YELLS OUT the name of the Manager .. The Manager is a pretty bright bulb too , she's standing across the other side of the kitchen YELLS BACK : WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ...? The kid is frozen , he must have blown a diode or 2 , so the wife yells back , I got a burger , and there was no burger in it ! ...
The Manager , being the one that gets to wear the pointy hat , yells back : Is That How You Ordered it ...? Ginny : WHAT ...??? !!! Ginny to Zit-King ... Who would order it like THAT ! ...? He shrugs his shoulders ) ( Now you have to understand here , my wife is a very short stout French Gal , but you Do Not want to tick her off ! ) ... sensing the impending doom of her Taco Bell Syndrome™... she opens the wrapper and holds up the ketchup coverd buns in the air ( nice line forming behind her as the Manager stays put at the fryer, ) No , you don't understand (trying to be kind ) , the burger had no meat in it , alls' I got was a bun. Manager still across the kitchen , do you have your receipt ...? ( uhh oh , wrong thing to say , wife realizes a full blown Taco Bell Syndrome , a catagory 5 is about to hit , decides it's time for paint by numbers ) ... Look I was just in here 10 minutes ago , I bought XXX items , I got home and they forgot to put the burger in my burger . You are going to replace my burger with a fresh one AND you are going to refund my money. Manager looks at line of people , calls zit-king register robot boy over to tend fryer , offers her a coupon , replaces burger and did not apologize. just handed her the sack and returned to the fryer so robot boy could run the register. Ahhh corporate training at it's finest.
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